|Last known status||Alive|
|Pictures of Oreos|
They have stocky arms and legs made of white cream, and wield long chocolate spears. They also have small brown feet which are barely visible due to the Oreos large body. Other than the song they perform, March of the Oreos, none of the guards have a speaking part in the film.
- The brief marching sequence is a parody of "The March of the Winkies", a song featured in the 1939 film adaptation of The Wizard of Oz.
- Despite being referred to as Oreos, they don't have the trademark brand name on their tops, but rather a decorative florette pattern.
- It is likely that they also are tasked as Sugar Rush's serving army; however, they are not seen again after their first appearance to confirm this.